Monday, January 30, 2012

"Hickphonics," Joke.?

The Atlanta School Board, sensing that Oakland cashed in by labeling African American slang as the language "Ebonics," has decided to pursue some of the seemingly endless taxpayer pipeline through Washington by designating Southern slang, or "Hickphonics," as a language to be taught in all Southern schools.

A speaker of this language would be a Hickophone. The following are excerpts from the Hickphonics/English dictionary:



HEIDI - noun. Greeting.



HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.

Usage: Heidi, hire yew?"



BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."

Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."



JAWJUH - noun. The State north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner.

Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."



BAMMER - noun. The State west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayum.

Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in improvements."



MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.

Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."



THANK - verb. Ability to cognitively process.

Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."



BARE - noun. An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast.

Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."



IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Arkansas native."

Usage: "Them Bammer boys sure are ignert!"



RANCH - noun. A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.

Usage: "I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."



ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.

Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."



FAR - noun. A conflagration.

Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."



TAR - noun. A rubber wheel.

Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."



TIRE - noun. A tall monument.

Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."



RETARD - Verb. To stop working.

Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."



FAT - noun, verb. 1. a battle or combat. 2. to engage in battle or combat.

Usage: "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh."



RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege.

Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."



FARN - adjective. Not local.

Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed....mus' be from some farn country."



DID - adjective. Not alive.

Usage: "He's did, Jim."



EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas: Oxygen.

Usage: "He cain't breathe....give 'im some ear!"



BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable.

Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."



JEW HERE - Noun and verb contraction.

Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"



HAZE - a contraction.

Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah....haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit 'n 'is laf."



SEED - verb, past tense of "to see."



VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun.

Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City....view?"



GUMMIT - Noun. A bureaucratic institution.

Usage: "Them gummit boys shore are ignert."

"Hickphonics," Joke.?
good list matey.

star award
Reply:haha good ones



star for you !



=D
Reply:Hi,thanks thats made my night.lol
Reply:I like.
Reply:hahaha! very good i like it! :)
Reply:ha ha ha funny

thanks for a laugh
Reply:Funny but long.
Reply:lol
Reply:It is really long joke but i read it is goodie
Reply:That is brilliant. Well worth a star. thanks for sharing. lol
Reply:loved it!
Reply:Lol Honey I really loved them,thanks for the laugh,and pls have a star.xxx
Reply:hahahaha!!!

hilarious lol

thanks for sharing.
Reply:hehehe, excellent hun, pmsl
Reply:Great !
Reply:takes a while to get through but its worth it :]
Reply:my friend moved up north from the south and she'll get a kick out of this, thanks. here have a star.
Reply:LMAO! All of those were hilarious and since I'm from Georgia, I know some people who talk like that!! *star* for you!
Reply:big gold one for you lol.
Reply:Hey you do redneck hickbillies real well...wouldn't be related now would ya? LOL a star for a 10 star joke. (((((Dave)))))


LABARiNTH!!!!!!!!!?

do yew like dis movie??

what did yew think of it??

and did anyone have a crush on Jareth the Goblim King (David Bowie)????? cuz i did. hahaha

LABARiNTH!!!!!!!!!?
Hell to the yea!!! This was mine and my best friends favorite movie!!! We used to eat poptarts and stay up really late checking out David Bowie's body! Hahahaha!!!! I loved that movie. I watched it about a year ago, it's still just as awesome! Woohoo!
Reply:i love that movie!!

i've been wanting to watch it really bad lately
Reply:There are some really freaky things going on in this movie, its a load of fun too. My favourite scene is from inside the labyrinth when a shot of a rock face, as the camera changes angle, slowly turns into the face of David Bowie.



The movie is also noted for introducing Jennifer Connolly, who would later go on to win her Oscar for A Beautiful Mind.
Reply:"I saw my baby...crying hard as babe could cry...what do I do..."
Reply:Yes...I like so much this movie...

it reminds me my childhood

what I think of it? I think is a good film

my favorite!! ...I was only 4 years ,

and i was in love with Jareth!! LoL (and still)



of course I remember that song

if i hear it all the time... everyday

I have the Labyrinth movie , and i see it very often

I have the soundtrack too

i try to send those things to everyone

who is looking for it



I send it by e-mail
Reply:david bowie was so hot in this movie! it is one of my favorites, especially since they shot a few scenes of the movie right around my house, i was so young, but still remember them filming... Dance magic dance...
Reply:Great movie and wasn't Jennifer Connelly a little cutie-pie in it. Shame she grew up to be such a bland actress.
Reply:i loved that show it was cool in the 80s
Reply:yeah, it was ok.. Dark Crystal is way better though
Reply:I LOVED THAT MOVIE!!!

AND I TOTALLY TOTALLY HAD A MAJOR SUPER DUPER CRUSH ON JARETH(a.k.a David Bowie!)!!!!!!!!!!

...lol.

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I need help deciding on a SCENE name?

otayy my name is maggie and heres what i got



MaggieMASSACRE (TM)

MaggieMAKEBELIVE (TM)

MaggieMALFUNCTION (TM)

MaggieMALEVOLANT (TM)

MaggieMACABRE (TM)



please dont steal my names either.........if yew have any other ideas, go ahead an comment



and if yer a hater....i honestly dont give a care :) so if yew wanna post some hate, go right on ahead, but its not gonna effecy me in the least bit

I need help deciding on a SCENE name?
It really depends on your personality. Which one describes you more? Personally I like "MaggieMAKEBELIVE", it just sounds cute to me :)
Reply:%26lt;----Hater
Reply:the first one MaggieMASSACRE is so sexi!! i jealous even though my name isn't even close to maggie!! My nane doesn't even have anything in common with your except the letter. LOL!!!
Reply:MaggieMacabreeee.?


Do you babytalk your dog when no one is around?

I admit I do but I wouldnt with anyone else around~~ "are yew my wittle baby are yew my wittle baby i wuv u wittle baby!!"

Do you babytalk your dog when no one is around?
I do all the time....I try to control myself when my son is around. One day I was doing this, phone rang, my son answered it...I heard him say "Hold on I'll get her, she is talking to the dogs right now"..



Yea, someone was calling me to set up a job interview..needless to say, I didn't ge that job...Just as well, they probably just don't get it....
Reply:I talk babytalk to my dogs constatnly.....my husband thinks I'm nuts but I'm pretty sure he talks to them that way when i'm not around.



I get made fun of by pretty much everyone i know for treating them like my kids, but that's what they are to me! i tell them all my secrets because they won't tell anybody =)
Reply:I baby talk with our dogs so much I forget I am doing it and even accidently called bisquits bickies in the check out line at the store. The lady working there and I where talking about how much our dogs like bisquits and I told her about mine going next door and begging for bickies..... To be fair their dogs come to my house and beg too. But the lady only smile in an understanding way. At least they get some ekkersize that way.... Sorry! BTW it is a fribbee too. OK I'll stop now.....lol
Reply:No he doesnt like it and feels offended and belittled if I do that. I usually read the newspaper to him and he gives me his comments. Hopefully he will be able to read it himself soon but he is only 6 months old.
Reply:Yep, but I do it with my cats. The little one gets baby-talked and cuddled a lot, and the older one gets more serious topics and words of encouragement (since he hates our kitten). I think they appreciate it ^^
Reply:I babytalk my dog all the time, he's to cute to resist . My husand and daughter laugh at me But, they do it to when they think on one is looking .
Reply:I live for me so I talk baby to my dogs anywhere in public as well as in private...why hide something that is so natural....dogs know your mood by how you talk to them as well as your body language...just be free ..to talk wherever you are....never hide love.....
Reply:%26lt;~~~It doesn't matter who is around ... everyone talks baby talk to our Pugs ... even the people we see while we're walking or in any of the stores that allow pets. I don't know why - it just comes out.
Reply:Of course I do! Even though sometimes my neighbors give me funny looks but I don't care. He is my wittle baby boy!
Reply:I do all the time... well, with the voice, not so much the distorted words... but more when no one is there.
Reply:Are you kidding? My two brats and I have ongoing debates on the world ecomony! LOL...when nobody else is around,of course.
Reply:I put my hand up i do all the time With my yorkie mix Toby aka Mr Chubby Chops :)
Reply:I think everyone does to my dogs even though 1 of them is 4 years old the other 2 are pups!
Reply:i baby my puppy,baby talk all the time,even when we have company...thats my baby and if someone dont like it stay away
Reply:Yes. I don't even care if other people are around, my 4 GSDs are my babies.
Reply:I admit I babytalk all the time with my dog. every now and they she answers!
Reply:HAHAH LOL! Yes, I do! I even do it when people are around! I like to spread my puppy love EVERYWHERE!! :)
Reply:No I call them other pet names, My dog name is Girly but I call her Goily
Reply:All the time, even when someone is around.
Reply:i absolutly do with or without other ppl around me i dont care what ppl think of it i am sure they do it to
Reply:I do it no matter who is around.
Reply:All the time, even when people are around. I don't care.
Reply:oh yes of course. And if my wife wakes to find that he's cuddled up to her my god is there going to be hell to pay
Reply:I babytalk my animals when people ARE around. :P
Reply:All the time

Hes my Bigga Boo Boo
Reply:Absolutely!
Reply:I do it only when I'm alone or with somebody
Reply:erm...i do it even when people ARE around.
Reply:i do that to my golden all the time! she loves it!
Reply:are you kidding me, I do it when people are around...
Reply:I baby talk to my dogs when people are around, always have.

gert

Korekt speeling??

helow

wiy do peepole on heer alwayz korekt speeling?

its not importent. if yew no wat it meens wiy mone!?

sum peepole r so stuped i swere.

its not my fawlt if eye get sum speeling rong.



not evre 1 is perfickt yew no!

Korekt speeling??
No, not everyone is perfect nor do we expect that, but if you are in a forum and are conversing with others, it is a courtesy to at least TRY to spell correctly to make others understand what you are trying to say. Not everyone likes tew figur owt watt this tighp ov speling meens.
Reply:Maybe because you are here to get educated...in more ways than you originally thought.
Reply:Well I personally find it very annoying for people to spell so many words wrong. I am not saying I am perfect, because I use my spell check as much as the next person, but there is a button right here...right above the box I am typing in, and guess what it says? "Check spelling", you have a spell check right there, people these days are getting so lazy, its just a couple simple clicks and possibly some typing. What's the big deal?



Also, I think Americans are loosing our knowledge of the English language. Yes. I think that with all of our jabbering online, using all of our new lingo and acronyms, we have lost most of the vocabulary that makes our language great. I am not saying this from a parent's perspective, I am in 9th grade, and I feel that everyone around me is loosing interest in their language.



But that's just how I feel.
Reply:b-waks you are right on the money. Other countries are laughing at us because some are graduating without knowing how to read, not to mention spell. Reading and spelling go hand and hand. This thumb is for you!!


Do you use Rod, Wand or Stave in your workings, rituals, and in connection to your Gods?

Christians, do not try to tell me none are used in Christianity, I've attended too many of your rituals.



I use both yew and oak made by my own hand. the wand is yew and the Stave is Oak--well carved and dark with the years.

Do you use Rod, Wand or Stave in your workings, rituals, and in connection to your Gods?
I've always wanted a wand. That's cool. I am more of a gemstone person.
Reply:Bishops have staffs but they are not necessary for rituals or "Spells". They are symbols of office being shepards of the flock. Other than that example I haven't a clue of what you are inferring.
Reply:Only when I pee I hold a staff.:)

(I was going to say Rod ,but hey ,that's my name! At least it isn't Dick)
Reply:my stave is cedar

my wand be carved of ash





both are new less than a year old



beginning their journey as the previous ones have ended theirs and moved on to other hands.
Reply:Well Terry, I have used them all in my time, I open my circle now with my sword...I have found that this way I am in absolute control of my circle and don't have too many problems about "Hitchhikers" if you know what I mean.. I sheath my sword after I open and I always have my Staff with me, which is also made by my hands...I also am wearing my Athame under my Robes as I have been doing for many years... I once was stopped by the police on my way to my Coven and one of them wanted to charge me with carrying offensive weapons... The more senior Cop, at least had some brains and let me be on my way...Love and Light.. BB.. )O(
Reply:I don't use any of those tools -- I'd be most likely to use a wand, but just haven't found one yet that suits me. For casting circle and directing energy, I use the athame. When gentler energy is called for, I simply use my hands.
Reply:Liar
Reply:I don't use a Rod, Wand or Stave. I do use an athame when casting circle or for other workings that call for that sort of thing. I'm a hands on type of person in mundane life as well as spiritual so using my hands seem a very natural thing to do.



I did find a smooth piece of drift wood while on the beach some years ago that I used to cast circle before I purchased my athame. I still have it and intend to keep it.
Reply:Mostly, I use my hands.



Oh yeah, I kick it old school.

(I do have an ebony rod. But that's a long story, and special occassions.)


Runescape5123?

hey is anyone out there buying yew or mage logs??? i have 380 yews and 103 mage....plreaz dont say that runescape is borign and junk....leave ur runescape name if ull buy

Runescape5123?
na....i have no money too buy it :P

LOL

(crystal_cjm) - already know


Best tree to cut for xp in runescape?

willows are good but seem to be low on xp like 1 willow log is less than 100 xp but a yew log is almost 200 but yews are slow as hell. is there any other tree? or should i just stick with willows. im lvl 80 w/c btw....

Best tree to cut for xp in runescape?
Stick to willow.
Reply:willows are probity the best if your a free player ,think about it you can get four willows for less time then it takes too get a yew.

willows 67.5 xp

yews 202 xp

ada

How to conceal under-eye bags?

before yew even suggest tea bags, cucumber, sleep, water, ect, i KNOW they are heredatory.

they have gotten worse over the years, even though im only 14.

ive tried concealer, and it didnt help much. i used max factor mastertouch

should i use foundation?

i usually break out if i do.

but it could be okay if only under the eyes, right?

thanks so much! ^-^



ps, i appreciate specific products that yew have tried and work for concealing bags. thanks [:

How to conceal under-eye bags?
u ll never believe this but from wut u said i think u like make-up and i know all that stuff like teabags doesn't work so wut u can do is give ur eye more character and that itself will distract anyone away from ur eye bags...i mean apply the perfect eyeshadow and i think the browns matches almost everyone and yet not too much for the daytime ..then apply ur eyeliner but make it thicker than u usually does , then skillfully frame ur eye with the mascara..for me that does it ....i hope i was helpful....
Reply:Hemroide cream. Don't get it in your eye.


Something romantic?

what can yew do romantic fer a guy??

ya, i don't really know especially since i'm only in middle skewl.

but me and my bf take our relationship seriously.

lemme know if yew have anything fer me.

Something romantic?
send him this video



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zV...



he'll love it.
Reply:Are you a redneck? you spell like one. you might be a redneck if your wife says shes game and you shoot her!
Reply:express your love to him by doing things that can make him happy..like cooking food for him or do anything that can make him appreciate the things that you are doing. Go in the park and stroll around and watch the sunset...
Reply:if he's the sensitive type leave him love notes on top of the table on the pages of his favorite book or give him a present,invite him to your place dance the night away.if he's the strong type ask him on a trip or hiking.mountain climbing. o what the heck just spend some time with him and whisper into his ears how much you love him.oh you can nibble it if you want.isn't that romantic?
Reply:learn to spell!
Reply:Your question was hard to understand, but I think I got it. Give him a bracelet of beads that match the one you buy for yourself.
Reply:Since I was a middle school teacher, I can speak to what my former students did. They would send each other cute homemade cards and small items of affection. IE-a snickers bar that had a note saying "I snicker every time I think of you". I also saw some cute coupon books that said one free hug, or one free movie on me. Another student burned a CD with all of their boyfriend's favorite songs.



The point is, do something small and thoughtful. Buying someone something expensive doesn't prove you love someone. Take the time to think about things that are important to him.


Which celebrity do you think has the best fashion sense and why?

Which celeb do ya think??



I think Ashley Tisdale coz anythin she wears matches her lukz! how bout yew hu do yew think?

Which celebrity do you think has the best fashion sense and why?
REESE WITHERSPOON DUH!!! I JUST LIKE IT
Reply:Learn to spell.



I would say Hillary Duff. I really like her new style because it is more of my style. I think Joel is an *** for breaking up with her.
Reply:Raven Symone because her outfits are so unique
Reply:Either Paula Deanda or Jennifer Lopez.
Reply:i think nicole kidman, beause she is sexy! formal, not too revealing and carries herself well, also i love the way she presents herself. very modest and polite, wish there was more women in the world like her than the "christina aguliera" type!
Reply:Zoey Dischanel [sp]



I dont know how to spell her name but I love her outfits and how unique the are.
Reply:Nicole Kidman and Charlize Theron


Question about religion o_o;?

well this sunday is my first meeting for my confirmation thing

but im not sure if i want to do it at all D:

i dont know if i believe in god

and i dont believe in jesus either

but my brother didnt get confirmed - and my parents were really upset about it, my mom even started crying Dx they said it was my option whether to do it or not, and i dont really, but i want to make them happy?

most of my friends are doing it for the money and presents and stuff o_O

im pretty sure im gonna go through with it, but it feels wrong to confirm myself to something i dont believe in D:

if yew were in my shoes, would yew do it?

Question about religion o_o;?
You say that you don't know if you believe in God or not, so obviously you don't know if you should go through with conformation or not.



Before you decide if you're going to be conformed or not, you should decide whether you believe in God. That's a decision we all have to make. First decide what you believe, and then decide what you're going to do (or not do) about it.



If I were in your shoes, I would think long and hard about this and then make my decision. Don't depend on strangers on the internet--this is a personal matter.
Reply:If there is no hypocrisy then there is no reason not to do it. I would remember that ceremony is used to reinforce a meaning, like marriage or graduation. Everything being reinforced is pretty good right?
Reply:It actually IS "confirmation". Yes, I think you should do it. Why do you say you don't believe in God? I pray that you do this and think about what you said.
Reply:well just listen please! there are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many things from the bible that it said would happen -and u can look and see that they have happened, and when russia sends its whole air army after Israel,and each plane bursts into flames like the bible says, then will you believe it? all this prophecy is coming true right before your eyes and u dont believe it. please please just think about this-it can save you from an eturnity of burning.
Reply:honestly nobody here can tell ya what to do but try realizing and thinking through WHY it is that you dont believe in GOD. alot of ppl dont because they think too hard and are confused....the sad part is they dont realize they make it so complicated....i'm not trying to force u to be something you dont want to be but relax your brain and forget about all the science and complicated stuff in this world, its not hard unless u wanna make it hard jus to not accept it.....think about it just a little bit.
Reply:When I started my confirmation program I thought it was a waste of my time, that I had so many better things to do. I didn't believe in God and I really gave people that did a hard time. However when I went through the program it really changed the way I saw things, and no I was not brainwashed. At the end of the program they allow you to chose whether or not you want to be confirmed, they will not confirm you if you do not feel ready or do not believe. I suggest just giving it a try, you never know what will happen. If at the end of it you still do not believe, then do not get confirmed, there would be no sense, but if at the end of it you decide that this is something you want then get confirmed. Just go in with an open mind and don't do it for the gifts. Best of luck
Reply:Confirmation is for your family primarily IMHO. I'd say do it for them.



As to the whole "God thing" I've been an Atheist, a Pagan/Wiccan and now I'm an Anabaptist preacher in my spare time. In a year who knows, you may believe everything you assert in your Confirmation. Go ahead, I say.
Reply:If you don't believe it in, why get confirmed? Why do something for your parents? That's silly. However, if you DO get confirmed, it's not like you are stuck there forever, if you later choose another religion, sometimes that confirmation can be transferred to another religion, or so I've heard. I was baptized and confirmed but it was because I wanted to and I had a strong conviction about God and Jesus. Stick to your gut, if you don't want it, then express that decision to your parents, if your brother did it then you can too, talk to him and have him give you pointers on what to do. Best of luck!
Reply:If you don't feel comfortable with it, then don't do it. I wouldn't do it if I were you. If it doesn't feel right, then don't do it.
Reply:its your choice wut religion u r. not ur parents
Reply:confirmed? you mean like conformation? i did that when i was younger because my mom made me and tried to force religion on me i think thats why i turned atheist. .tell her how you feel. or just go along with it to make her happy~

addis

Pretty or ugly?

hey yew guys.

thanxx for opening this up.

im 14

and ive been getting alot of attetion from guys, and then on the other hand, some are like "bruh dat hoe ugly, dat ***** look like a lizard."



so yea.

ii just wanna know, and also ive been getting for the past year that i look like new york, aka, tifany pollard.

i think she looks like a monkey, personaly, but idkk.



let me know what yew think please

be free to contact me on myspace.





myspace.com/lasha_iz_so_fly_babii





or





http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fus...

Pretty or ugly?
That picture definitely does not compliment you- why would you be sticking your tongue out? Try a picture of you smiling, maybe you'll get better feedback
Reply:ugly .. sorry .. you asked.
Reply:If you're really only 14, I think you shouldn't be worried about your looks. Concentrate on your school work instead.
Reply:You're really pretty and they have no right to judge you like that.
Reply:you're not 97 ~ anyway, you look fine (but it would be great to have better pictures to see)





also, you're right that New York looks terrible / is terrible
Reply:well its hard to tell.. that picture on your page is horrible!!! try putting one up that is more becoming!
Reply:pretty yeh, i guess they get the lizard thing from ur tongue?
Reply:pretty
Reply:Everyone has their preference on what they like....everyone likes different flavors.....just enhance on your good features and do you!
Reply:don't know who she is.
Reply:you dont look like new york but you are beautiful!
Reply:yes you are beautiful. But is shouldnt be telling you that. You must have the high self esteem within youreself to feel that you are beautiful
Reply:I just wonder why you would be worried about boys that talk like that. Is that english?
Reply:people who call you names are the ones with problems...just think to yourself how stupid they look when they are calling you names...they are the ones who will go nowhere in their lives because they are stupid...just laugh at them and hold your head up high, you are the better peson....
Reply:all guys have different opinions!... some might be nice just to get some and some are just *******. don't listen to any of them they just want to get attention. and anyways im sure your gorgeous!
Reply:huh? you probably should give out yur myspace like that. you know how many stalkers \/pedifiles/murderers their are these day?
Reply:ur hott! those guys are jsut being mean.
Reply:you look fine, dont like anybody tell you that you dont!!! It is just sum guys like differnet types of gurls
Reply:ur a beautiful girl .they r jealous and have no tease.
Reply:You're pretty.

You don't look like New York at all...I agree, she does look like a monkey.
Reply:I bet your gorgeous! those guys say that to make themselves feel better!!!! thes guys giving u positive attention are the ones u should start interacting with! they r the nice ones! But dont let those jerks get you down! ur pretty no matter what!


This is 4 the parents of teenagers?

tell me why yall r so darn pertective if yew knew we were safe why would yew have a problem with your kids going to the mall,high school football games, and spending time with me boy friend??? my mom wont let me do anything and she wont tell me why can one of yall???

This is 4 the parents of teenagers?
I'm guessing that she's worried and over-protective. She may not like or trust your boyfriend. She may be worried that you're moving toward (or already) sexually active and feels you're not ready.



Asking to have a mature conversation - no fighting or arguing her points - seems like a good idea. Make it clear that you won't argue - that you're just looking to understand.
Reply:Yes I completely agree with your mom but this is something you will fully understand when you're over 21. Be patient! I hear you... I had the exact same feeling but now I understand. Give your mom a chance. Do what she wants for a bit and she'll stop harrassing you. Hope this helps.
Reply:Speaking from a parents point of view we have all kinds of reasons. I am a parent of a 16 year old. She complains that she never gets to do anything. She does but she thinks she needs to go somewhere everyday. Your parents have seen and heard alot of things in their lives. They are scared that these things will happen to you. Child molesters, drugs, abducters, bombings just to name a few. We are just trying to keep you safe. We don't want you to be a mother/father before you get a chance to be a kid. My daughter goes to games and she spends time with her boyfriend. I trust her, but I don't trust some of the people she knows. When you grow up and have kids you will be the same way. Don't say you won't. I did....and I am.
Reply:No one can speak for your mother. Only she can answer this question for you. Each parent/child relationship is different. Talk to your mother.
Reply:Here is the deal! Your mom is concerned becuase she does not want you to screw up! Plan and simple! It could be that she trust you with the world but some of your homies can be as*****s and mom knows it. So it could be she wants to look out for you becuse she loves you and would feel like a bad parent if she screwed up because YOU screwed up.



Be cool with this it is a MOM thing, and some day you will do the same for your child!
Reply:she is just thinking of all she used to do at your age and is afraid you will do the same.
Reply:My mom is exactly like that to it drives me crazy so i do things without her knowing its kinda bad but i cant live my life in my house.
Reply:Did you ever get in trouble, do something your not supposed too.If you say yes thats why there protective over you.Maybe your hanging with the wrong crowed.If not then tell them to trust you until you do something wrong.
Reply:maybe it's because of your stinking attitude
Reply:Because if she lets you do something which gets you hurt or worse she would NEVER forgive herself. Your good health %26amp; welfare are dependent on her good decisions.
Reply:Thats easy!!!Us as parents will protect our children anyway possible.I believe teenagers grow up to quick even tho im only 30 but a mum of 11 yr old and 5 yr old you dont have enough time to grow so please babe just take your time your mum just loves you and one day when you have your own kids you will have your answer...


Question for mums and dads?

I bought a jam jar for my old trouble and she's gorn and lent it to one of our dustbin lids. He has just bin on the blower telling me that he's done the clutch in. Strewf, He's only had it for abaut five minutes. Should I give him a right hander when he gets in or shall I make 'im cough up for a new one? Bloody kids, yew try to do a favour and this is what yew get.

Question for mums and dads?
Either make him cough up the money or make him work it off.
Reply:I'd move out of London for a start
Reply:What is a Jam Jar ? I know the Dustbin is a Garbage Can and the blower a Telephone.
Reply:your fault for lending them the car in the first place. p.s everyone out there who doesn't understand...... This guy is trying to give you an education of rhyming slang but should really do you all the courtesy of bracketing the meanings.... I presume he's English??????

Old Trouble = Wife

Jam Jar = Car

Dustbin lids = kids

Blower = phone

Right hander is self explanatory

cough up = pay
Reply:i dont understand what your asking at all
Reply:HUH, what??? Sorry, no comprender your inglesh!
Reply:speak english or don't speak at all
Reply:Alright Professor Vinkler Phd WC.
Reply:wtf?
Reply:Damn right, get him to pay to fix it himself. (assuming that the clutch was in good condition when he first had the car). If it was dodgy beforehand, complain to the seller.



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For our US cousins:



Jam Jar = car

Trouble (and strife) = wife

Dustbin lids = kids

Blower = telephone
Reply:your rhyming slang is sh*t I don't know what the f*ck your talking about?
Reply:WTF?
Reply:I'm sorry but I don't understand your English...if that's what it is.
Reply:WTF,no offence id get it!!!!!!!!!


I need runescape scar script?

im looking for a rs2 scar script that will

automine gold ore in crafting guild

or

a script that will auto cut yew trees in rimington

(south of craft guild)

or

a script that will auto cut yew or willow trees in draynor.



all that will bank to

im using

scar 3.11

I need runescape scar script?
DON'T CHEAT IN RUNESCAPE!!! Plenty more people will tell you this if you give them the chance to. Besides, if you cheat and get caught you will loose all the items you got from cheating, get band, and get who ever you traded the items to band too. Prepare for the onslaught of angry, cheater hating, people!
Reply:Well the only thing you can do is get money and the best items. That’s boring but think about this. You did all that work to be level 126 and 99 everything and then you lose it all because you decide to cheat. It's not worth losing all that hard work for some virtual money that’s worthless. Report It
Reply:I wouldn't auto if I were you, it's cheating and you have a high risk of being banned.
Reply:to me it sounds like you want to hack...don't hack.
Reply:DONT CHEAT! YOU HAVE A HUGE RISK OF GETTING BANNED!

larry

What should I do?!?! - Runescape members...?

what should i do? i have 68 fletch ing and have 1.2k yews in bank. should i make em all short bows or cut some maples or willows and try to get 70 fletching and make more money making yew long bows?



-i high alchemy them

What should I do?!?! - Runescape members...?
get 70 fletch and make this too long bows and then you alch them and you get 300k all the time for 1k of them but you need 55 magic. and it works really good too about at the end of 2k yew long bows you would have a mil i think.i hope this helps you i play my account it hothotty38.
Reply:get 70 fletching and make short bows, u will get more money that way in the long run
Reply:get 70 fletching, and then make short bows.


I have 76wc and i dont cut yews. i dont mine?

Feel free to add me im almost always on

Hooray levl3

And i Clan WArs alot too i hit 17s with earth blast in case u need a mage ;)

I have 76wc and i dont cut yews. i dont mine?
The way I made money when I was f2p was by smithing. I made a ton of steel bars, and it really paid off nicely. However, if you don't cut yews, it's really kind of hard to make money because SO many people buy yew logs. You could possibly craft to the best of your level, but if you're 76 wc why don't you just cut yews...
Reply:lvl 76 wc pretty good...... Start chopping dew yews...LOL
Reply:.


Where is the best place to woodcut yews on runescape?

I am having trouble finding spots to woodcut in runescape!Please help!THX!

Where is the best place to woodcut yews on runescape?
Here is a list of locations to find Yew trees.

http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Yew_tree...
Reply:There are several by catherby, but those are always crowded.



If you want a less crowded place, try the gnome stronghold, right by the bank, theres a few right there and its usually pretty empty.



If you're f2p, edge ones are the most popular. Try ones just south of fally, theres one south-west of the southern gate, and a couple south-east of the gate. Good luck ;)
Reply:Probably the best is just south of Edgeville, since its near the bank, or maybe behind the Varrock Castle would be the best since its close to the the Grand Exchange.
Reply:south of camelot and south of the flax fields theres a few there. or edgeville churchyard.


Where is the best places to cut yews for a lvl 60 WC?

Can you also tell me what is the fastest way to lvl up prayer for non members rather then just burying bones

Where is the best places to cut yews for a lvl 60 WC?
Ahh I used to play Runescape...



I'm not sure if it's changed but the best place for yews back in my day was the Seers' Village (Edgeville), just west of Varrock and north of the Barbarian Village.



As for leveling up your praryer... burying bones is really the only way if things haven't changed. You might want to try out some quests but essentially just buying big bones from the money you collect from selling your yew logs should do just fine. You could also try the moss giants in the wilderness, I think it's around 28-35 level wilderness if I remember, they drop big bones.



Another altewrnative is buying normal-sized bones. Since there is no demand for them you can buy them you can buy them for very cheap, about 10 gp each when I was playing. Just tell low levels that you buy bones for 10 gp each and have them report back to you later on, they will have TONS. =)



Good Luck.
Reply:Seers for the yews in a non busy world. As for the prayer i dont know of any other way in a non members world other than bones.
Reply:You could try outside port sarim near draynor. There are less people there then varrock or falador. Also killing moss giants for prayer. if you don't want to fight giants you can buy big bones on the grand exchange.
Reply:runescape eh? above varrock east bank on the way to wilderness! i am a member lvl 112 trust me i have 7 skillcapes in all! i won tell u my name it starts with a GO
Reply:If you are a non-member, then cut yews in varrock palace. It is now close to the Grand Exchange and West Varrock banks for quick deposits.



As for non-member prayer, I would suggest going and killing giants as they drop big bones. You can find these in the Varrock Sewers (entrance is the manhole north of the east bank) You can also find giants in the edgeville dungeon I think.

Good luck on your skills!
Reply:Seers village is a good place!

Well instead of burying bones try to bury BIG bones!!! (giants and other things)

Chemicals

What flowering or colorful plants can be planted near/under pine trees and yews.?

My front yard is heavily treed with pines and yews are planted against the house. I know the acidity makes it hard to grom most plants, but I desperately need some color in front of the house. I rent, so removing the trees or shrubs is not an option. Any suggestions?

What flowering or colorful plants can be planted near/under pine trees and yews.?
I have planted many hostas under pine trees and with great success.; There is a lot of variety in hostas so have a look at a catalogue. I have many different types and all have done well. I have also planted pulmonaria also knows as lungwort. In my opinion nothing is more beautiful that a lungwort. This is one of the first plants to bloom in Spring and the varying colors of the flowers is sensational. Lily of the valley has also done well but Lily of the valley can spread and get out of control. Columbines also do well under my pine trees. I also have a huge bleeding heart that does quite well every year.
Reply:Impatiens, snapdragons and wallerana will do well and for groundcovers, Bunchberry (Cornus canadensis) and wintergreen (Gaultheria procumbens) will do the trick.



Both of the above are excellent groundcovers for under pines and yews. For non-native plants, try Campanula takesimana (Korean Bellflower) which grows to about 2-3' high and will bloom most of the summer, with fat, pendulous creamy white bells with burgundy markings inside. The latter is a little too rambunctious for good garden soil, but it excels in poor areas of the garden.
Reply:Impatiens, if kept moist.
Reply:If you don't mind putting in a shrub, azaleas love acid soil. If you want annuals, impatiens are really colorful and love the shade. They grow reasonably rapidly too. For perennials I have planted bleeding heart and astilbe. Hostas are great too, but are mostly green (although there are some lovely variegated ones as well).

Good luck!
Reply:Astilbe is a good choice.


Runescape Fletching Money help!?

Im a member and i want to make money through Fletching/

If i fletch yew longbows and high alch them what is the fastest way to make money.

If buy the bs and logs and nature runes (how much money will it make per yew long)??

If i buy flax and logs and nature runes but spin the flax myself(how much money will it make per yew long)??

If you fletch yourlsef and make alot of money pleaes put your ideas across,

Thanks

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Reply:You buy the yew longbows (around 500-600 each now) and make your own nature runes and they high alch for 768 each. So that is around 168-268 profit right there per alch + magic exp



If you go on the Runescape forum in the Rune section people are making Nature Runes for free if you give them the materials you just need to find out what world there in.
Reply:If you made the bs.. the bows.. and the nats all yourself you cant go wrong!


Any sites out there that don't suck?

i need a really fun site that will keep me occupied. no ebaumsworld (hate it) no miniclip, or any site saying iambored bored.com blah blah blah. i already know of youtube and myspace. a unique site with videos, or fun games, stuff to keep me busy... nothing stupid! tank yew ? luf yew, Bri

Any sites out there that don't suck?
These are my favorite sites.



http://www.MaskedArcade.com - 1500 games.

http://www.KingdomArcade.com - 1500 games and animations.

http://www.Woochoochinchilla.com - Games, animations, videos, funny pictures, and a gaming forum.
Reply:www.killsometime.com



enjoy :)
Reply:you like sports or wrecks? riptube.com
Reply:flipbook.com...or maybe try like seventeen.com/teenvogue.com

or addicting games.com


Will someone make me feel better?

im crying right now if yew look at my last ? then yew'll know why...

Will someone make me feel better?
Dear ash,please don't cry,life is too short for that.I understand that you feel very bad about your bf behaviour,I understand this totally.You are a human being so you can feel like that.However,try to forget about him(I know this will be hard,but try),and try to find someone else who wouldn't cheat on you.Due time your emotions will come down to normal.

hope you read this and that it helps
Reply:Looked at your last question and you should not feel bad-you should be happy you found out and that you are free to go out and have a heck of a good time tonight. You are a very intelligent girl (yes I looked at your Q%26amp;A's so can say that) and can find the right guy for you who will do you right. Dry the tears, get dressed up and go out and enjoy yourself. Forget him and just say I am free and going to have some fun tonight ad then go do it. If you were close and I was much younger (I think) and single I would take you out myself but I already said you were intelligent so you would have better sense then to go out with me when I was younger and single. Oh well now I am depressed.
Reply:Find something to do that is superfun! =]] Be lucky right now i have the virus! =[[ Things could be worse.. Just find something funny on google! Cheer Up!
Reply:stop feeling bad for yourself you are fully capable of going out and having fun tonight!!!!! no guy should ever make you feel this way
Reply:hey cheer up girl, i can make u feel better even if it means i have to dress like a clown and juggle some balls. anything for u doll.
Reply:i did not look at your last so i dont know why but i will give it a shot. the way i look at it is that there is only around 6 hours left of this year so you should forget everything else and think of the up and coming new year. everything that has be done is now in the past and we cant change them if they were bad we can only try to fix them and if they were good we can only strive to make them great. smile and no matter how bad you feel you will laugh then you will start to feel better. :) hope this helped and i will try and find the other post.
Reply:awww im sorry to hear. its always hard! as hard as it seems right now. as time goes on youll thing about him less and less. everything will be fine and you will find someone that will treat you right
Reply:I will help when I can please dont make a pest of yourself ty
Reply:I saw your last questions but I still do not understand why you're crying right now. While you have some issues with your boyfriend( not calling you back, you think he is cheating); however,as skeptical as you may feel, you can quickly check on your facts and information and then decide on what you are going to do next.Ask him and ask him until you get the answers you want which will help you make up your mind.In stead of crying your eyes out, make plans to go out with family, other guys and friends if your suspicion is correct. So wipe your tears and go forward.
Reply:i have this idea, whenever I'm single, that a guy will make me feel happy, will validate me



and to be honest, sometimes it works.

i can just hook up with someone, and it seems to make things feel better for about a week.

and then the next week, im lonely again

so its only temporary
Reply:hun for godsake stop crying over your boyfriend. this guy does not deserve you..... you are a gorgeous lady, move on.



some men in this world are total bastards as are some women, you just happen to stumble across one of them.



get out with your friends and start making a life for yourself...let him make a fool of himself.
Reply:Why are you crying? I am super sorry you are. Maybe you should write down on paper hy and try and figure it out I am so sorry!
Reply:cheer up i have a way more crappier life then u...



my haircut got screwed and its almost time for school to begin





i have 2 pernament scars that will never heal





i cant get girls......



my arm has 7 bruieses on it.........



i have a yast infection



didnt have a good christmas...........









see my life sucks now get back up on your feet and enjoy life while u can..... crying is just going to hurt your self...







remeber this.... everytime u cry







Your only young once, never old twice, so live everyday like it is your last day because someday it will be your last day
Reply:look just try and think of it diffrently i can tell that you are hurting and there isnt much that anyone can do to make you feel better besides tell you he isnt worth it think of it this way there are plenty of players but only one wins the game (also known as your heart) just hes the one missing out on you you should go out and have a good time with some of your friends what do you know you might get lucky and find a better guy that you soon start to fall for what have you got to loose?

miriam

Question revised?

k let me just say im not gonna change there password or write ppl on there account all i'll be doin is lookin...no im not mean..mean would b changin there password n whole page.and sory i spell how i want 2..its just how it is.i really need 2 do this...so if there is sum1 out there that knows how 2 do this and is willin 2 show me how then please respond.i kno u can make a fake myspace n when they click on sumthin it takes them 2 this log in page n thats how u get there information...well i was wonderin how i do that fake myspace thing...and if theres another way wat is it and how can i do it?please only answer if u kno n please dont answer with reasons i shouldnt do it...i need 2 do this for my own reasons that are extremely important.so please can u help.please dont use big talk please.if i hav 2 go sumwhere can u provide where it is...and wat information i need.also if the steps are long then can yew please email me its very important.thank yew.i hav 3 accounts that i need into.

Question revised?
i really didnt undertand ur question completly...



but guess...got an idea what u want...



why dont u brief if more simpler way..what u want...



secondly...i dont think...this type of question could be encouraged in openess...
Reply:What's your question? In English please.


Could foundation cover blushing?

I know this super super lame.

but i blush VERY easily, and i have super pale skin [eh, palest in my class, if that gives yew a rough idea] so it shows more

i hate it.. just about every time a guy talks to me, i blush, and people always comment on it D:

so i was thinking, if i wore foundation, could it cover it?

or at least make it less visible?



i used to have acne trouble though

not so much anymore, but i still use like creams to prevent it



but anyways, what do yew think?

Could foundation cover blushing?
i have the exact same problem. i use foundation anyway because i have combination skin along my cheeks. the only problem is i use the foundation at the cheeks eyes nose. when i blush or my cheeks get red (heat, to blush etc) you can still see it along my jaw and outside of my cheeks.

it does help a little bit where it is applied but i dont think you want to cover your whole face in foundation just in case you blush.



to things ive found online regarding blushing (options out there) is 1. behavior therapy, where they try to relax you and teach your body not to react to your nerves or shyness (i have no clue if this works.) or 2. something called a v-beam which zaps the capillaries closest to the skin so they do not fill with blood and therefore you do not blush. (but that is extreme so unless you have a severe blushing problem.)
Reply:Lol I blush so easily too. Sometimes I blush for no reason!



Foundation does NOT cover it. I wear it every day and you can still see me turning red.
Reply:yes depends on your conmplexion and your useage of makeup
Reply:a come on u will stop blushing when u start think that its impossible stop blushing and accept it and even start think its kind of cute so it will be okay
Reply:Dream Matte Mouse



it's kinda like mouse, like fluffy, if you knwo what i mean (not liquid but not powder) i have really rosie cheeks, and i tried loads but this one rally seems so cover it up, which is really good. whats even better its only like £7



you can get loads of different shades too, you can get it in loads of shops, some are superdrug, savers, boots and loads more!



if you try it hope it ok!!



xx
Reply:PEACE%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;
Reply:i dont think it can
Reply:Read this:

http://www.azstarnet.com/allheadlines/17...
Reply:NO NO NO it makes it worse!
Reply:foundation could cover it uop depending on how dark it is it did with me ...lol


What WWE superstar am I??

I love these. Guess mine. Make some.



- 15 Championships.

- Most Tag Team

- Has an acting career

-Bestfriends with, "yew think yew know me"

What WWE superstar am I??
Christian Cage.
Reply:EAsilly Christian.. you shouldn't put the bestfriend with edge thing... it was very noticeable.. answer mine..
Reply:christian is in tna not wwe
Reply:the rock got it first cristian
Reply:Jason Reso

GUESS WHAT HE IS IN TNA
Reply:CHRISTIAN
Reply:cristian except the movie thing


Paint my room tht portrays a theme of happy and sad?

I want to paint my room that luks unique n a bit wild….aqua, teal, yellow r sum of the colours tht appeal to me…black is awesome tooo..buh I cant seem to make a gud combination with ne of them…I dunt want to paint my room with the same colour either…I want it in a way tht wen m sad n enter the room I feel in place where a ibelong same goes with wen m happi it shud cheer me up..in short a theme tht reflects upon happy and sad…m totally confused..n perhaps confused most of yew too..buh if yew hv ne suggestions plz throw in….

Paint my room tht portrays a theme of happy and sad?
try looking at a color wheel things that are next to each other go together well, things directly across are complementary so they will look good together but add more drama. Of course this a basic idea and you change shades around.

heres a color wheel, good luck.

http://www.happy-little-trees.com/files/...
Reply:the theme of your room should be set upon the old "comedy %26amp; tragedy" masks. place the "happy" mask or picture of its representation on one wall, the "sad" on the other. that will be the inspiration. the rest will eventually fall into place. -blurey
Reply:use black n red combination that makes u feel sad n happy

irene

Why does thiis happen?

why when you kan do bettuh wif sum one else den duh one yew wiif yew choice nut to ?

Why does thiis happen?
cuz wee tnd to get compace-ent
Reply:idk


For Border Collie owners Only ~?

Can yew pleaze tell me about the hyperness opr activeness of the border collie? also if yew have any more things...

For Border Collie owners Only ~?
Hi, I have always had border collies in my life... here is what I love about them:

their intelligence... it is a double edged sword. You have to keep them mentally stimulated or they will find something to do themselves, and that is usually not something you want. They will spend most of their time training you, so you have to be on your toes at all times! lol!

Their energy- I work all day. So do they. You do not get a day to veg, not ever, be ready for that..If you walk them at 7 am, then you do that. If you oversleep, prepare for a b.c. having a temper tantrum! lol! And if you are sick, you had better not mind a dog sitting on your chest all day, 'cause that is where they park themselves.

Their devotion- expect this dog to be with you, under you, behind you, running around and in front of you at all times. They adore their people and will wait and watch for when it is time to work. You have to be careful that you don't let them make this decision, or you will be throwing the ball or frisbee 24/7.

Things to watch for, being over reactive and physical issues. Some bc's can be very dominant with other dogs. Also, be prepared to train, train, train with this pup. You need to think about what activity you are going to do with this dog be it herding, agility, flyball, therapy work, akc, rally, nadac events, obedience, hiking,running, whatever... this breed is not for the meek or the inactive! Hope this helps, dd
Reply:My collie is wonderful

When taken for a walk, she goes off lead but won't go out of my line of sight.

When she meets other dogs she will lie flat on the ground to show she is no threat

When she meets other people she sits at their feet - she doesn't jump up at them

When we throw a ball she jumps up to 5 feet in the air to catch it before it can bounce,

She's as fast as a greyhound, but then we have the hillsides that she can run on here in Wales

She's so clever that she can open the fridge - I now have a child lock on it and because my children are too old for such things, all visitors think that I have my husband on a diet
Reply:Hi I am an AKC conformation handler. A friend of mine has two border collies they are not related at all and they both have totally different attitudes Emma is hyper and Remi is more laid back.

It depends on what lines you get a border collie from. If the line is mainly a herding and Agility line you will probably have a dog with a lot of prey drive which means very hyper.

If you get one from a line of mainly conformation they will probably be more laid back.
Reply:Collies have very high energy levels that require much activity or work. They were orginally cattle dogs who herd, so they like to stay busy. I read in a magaziene they'd work 20 hours a day if they had enough work to do. If you don't give them something to do they will constantly pester you with a ball or a frisbee. THey are the smartest breed of dog with the brain of a 4th grader. Collies are usually great with strangers, but because of their energy level they can be very excited to see new people...They aren't the best with children because children move fast and make high noises which make the collies want to herd them, but with training and socialization at a young age a collie is a very potential pet if you have time to give them the care they need. Good Luck!!!!
Reply:Border Collies were originally bred to herd sheep. They are incredibly hyper and smart and must constantly have something to do and something that gets out their energy.



Here is a good site that will tell you more



http://www.yourpurebredpuppy.com/reviews...
Reply:borders are very active dog i haev 8 6 of them are working dogs they have to be worked with the sheep everyday ther not good for people who have no time for a dog or live in the city they meed to have room to run! and if they get board thell devleop bad habbits!
Reply:hi im not an owner ima groomer and i deal with them alot, but they are active, not hyper and very intelligent, if you have a huge yard or are a very active person physiclaly they are great for you, but if your a couch potato i would go with something less active
Reply:Hi, this is my Bordie, Laika Blue,

go to this link and u can learn alot!



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_Coll...
Reply:Border collies were bred to be able to run sheep for about 50 miles a day and so they need a tremendous amount of mental and physical exercise. They are not for the first time dog owner and belong in the category along with other breeds that are awesome because they have such great working drive and intelligence, but terrible in the wrong hands. They are fantastic for flyball, agility, herding, obedience, dock diving, etc, but not as a house pet just sitting around all day. Other breeds like this are Belgian Malinois, Siberian huskies, Australian cattle dogs, and American pit bull terriers.


About teeth whitening?

ok i was wondering if these things are true.i heard if u brush with baking soda+peroxide or toothpaste w/ baking soda included in it.also if u mush strawberries with baking soda in it and apply it to ur leave n leave it on for like 5-10 min..also if yew eat cucumber it prevents stains on the teeth.i know crest white strips would probually work n listerine..also this thing called brite smile.but please dont say white paint cuz thats dumb..im not gonna paint my teeth.in other words besdies these working would have to be going to a professional...so can yew help by telling me if these things are fony n fake rumous?

About teeth whitening?
Yes, peroxide and baking soda are natural whiteners so they will help, minimize, daily stain. Peroxide is the main ingredient in tooth whiteners. I couldn't tell you about the others "remedies".



I'm a dental assistant so here's my 2 cents. I would suggest the Crest White strips followed with peroxide and baking soda toothpaste (Crest or Colgate).



Keep in mind though that if you smoke, drinks a lot of dark liquids daily (coffee, tea, dark soda, even red wines) you will not notice that big of a difference because you are putting the stain back on.



Also, if you have sensitive teeth, be prepared for more sen. if you use any professional bleachers (like Crest whitening strips). The sensitivity will go away. Lastly if you have any tooth colored fillings or crowns, the bleach will not change the shade of them so you may notice that difference when bleaching your teeth.



Oh, the Listerine mouth rinse, again, is mainly a diluted peroxide rinse. It's not going to whiten your teeth like the strips will.



Hope this helped.
Reply:i dont know about all that but crest white strips works really well
Reply:all this is fake and not true! don't believe any of them.

if you want your teeth to be white just brush them good three times a day, and drink milk or eat cheese that will make your teeth stronger. good luck
Reply:I whitened my teeth using baking soda + perixide. it worked for me =).. you can't do it every day though.... you can only do it twice a weeks MAX! or you'll hurt your gums. but It does work
Reply:they do make a baking soda and peroxide toothpaste!! its for whitening!! i dont think i would mix it up at home though!! never heard of any of others, so i wouldnt try those either!!! i have used the white strips and they work well!! be careful though as with any tooth whitening agents they can reduce the enamel on your teeth and make them hot/cold sensitive!
Reply:I have never heard of any of those rumors. I personally have used crest white strips several times in the last couple of years and they work wonders. In my experience, they are the best whitening product out there.
Reply:Crest Extra Whitening and Crest with Baking Soda and Peroxide are the best toothpastes I've found for whitening teeth. I did have my teeth professionally bleached four years ago with Opalescence 20% (not sure of spelling), and they're still white because of these toothpastes I have continued to use afterwards.
Reply:Nothing prevents stains. Anything you eat to some degree creates bacteria in your mouth and can leave a stain, so brushing after each meal helps.


Why is Myanmar a time bomb?

Minister Mentor Lee Kuan Yew has said Myanmar is a time bomb



Minister Mentor Lee Kuan Yew is a highly respected Statesman in singapore

Why is Myanmar a time bomb?
Singapore Government themselves is a time bomb! With all price increase, but no salary increment and the Ministers had increase their own salary up to 24% to S$1.58 till S$3.09 million per annum. Let see next election...the time bomb will explore.
Reply:Why do you have the habit of asking the same question twice? If it was a simple case of double clicking the same question should appear twice and not two similar question phased differently.

Wisdom Teeth

Myspace. about me section prewritten?

yea does any one know where i can get somethin like this? or can some one write me one? justt wonderin.



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Myspace. about me section prewritten?
It hurt to read that :o.
Reply:hahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

rolf!

lmao!

dude....

i hate when people write their about me's like that

it hurts your eyes

confusing

and makes you laugh which is why i like when people write it so i can laugh at them

look my advice is look around myspace like just typing random urls %26gt;%26gt; .com/_____________

and maybe steal, copy paste then edit it

check mines out im working on it but yah

most whorers have the best

good luck

sorry about what i said up top

peace k

www.myspace/cutedawn
Reply:learn how to spell and then maybe i could help you


Is it possible to become a mermaid? or when im dead? or what.?

okay,

so i really want to become a marine biologist when i get older

im just really fasinated by the marine life like when im in the water

i just feel like i belong there and i need to be there yew know?

i have a special "feeling" when i get in the water and i just reallllyy

want to know, are mermaids real? because if they aree i really want to find out this mysteryy

i want to become a mermaid so bad..so.

is it possible when im deadd?



stupid question, but jsutt give meh and answer

not some retardedd "yewr so stupidd, why would yew ask that" answer because if that all yewr going to say then dont say anything at all



thank you :)

Is it possible to become a mermaid? or when im dead? or what.?
I don't know about you becoming a mermaid when your dead ,but I do believe in mermaids.I have never seen one ,but I would love to!


Two hillbillies?

Two Hillbillies in Arkansas were having the blue plate special (Road Kill) at their favorite diner, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools down, turning blue from wolfing down a burger too fast. The first hillbilly said to the other, "Think we otta' hep?" "I reckon," said the second hillbilly.

The first hillbilly got up and walked over to the lady and asked, "Kin yew breathe?"



She shook her head no.



"Kin yew talk?" he asked.



She again shook her head no.



With that he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt and licked her on the butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief.



The first hillbilly turned back to his friend and said, "Funny how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works ever'time".

Two hillbillies?
Not that funny
Reply:lol.....that was a good one...
Reply:now that was goggone good.Bye the way was they eatin possom belly stew or possom loaf?
Reply:funy

but u can do beta
Reply:funny when i heard it earlier this week
Reply:That was funny back in 1976. Kinda stale now, though.



Do you have a question for the panel?
Reply:Still funny. About a 7
Reply:Me being a red neck, that was a nice one....
Reply:great
Reply:lol, thats great!


Texas Choking Victim?

Two Texans were having the blue plate special at their favorite watering hole, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools down, turning blue from wolfing down an Armadillo Burger too fast. The first Texan said to the other, "Think we ought ta' help?"

"Yep," said the second Texan. The first Texan got up, hitched up his jeans and walked over to the lady. He asked, "Kin yew breathe?"



She shook her head no. "Kin yew speak?" he asked. She again shook her head no.



With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt, and started to lick her on the butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief.



The first Texan turned back to his friend and said, "Funny how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works ever' time!"

Texas Choking Victim?
Once again...I've told this a wild back but still funny!
Reply:A ha!
Reply:Although I find that joke somewhat offensive to Texans, I still think it is funny. My mother has told me that one a few times, but instead of "Texans", it's cowboys.
Reply:haha! Yeah I'm from Texas and I don't speak that way either! But LOVED the joke!!!
Reply:Im from Texas and I dont talk like that....but some of these coonasses do!!

i love that joke btw!!
Reply:yea thats how they do it there

may

Best friends??

i have this 'so' called bestfriend!! we used tuh be realli close..btt i ave a few things tht realli anoy me nd i dnt kno if i suld feel the way i do or im bein tuh harsh??

firstly is boys!! eni boys.. she'll ditch yew nd wen boys ar arnd she acts all giddy nd trys tuh make yew look stupid..

she startin tlkin tuh my brother on msn..nd thn gtt his phone number... nd now she keeps txtin him... even wen im with her. nd ill find things out abowt my brother through her!! she even asks tuh come over my house just tuh see him and if i ask her over she'll ask if hes in.. nd if hes ntt thn she wnt come. she realli petty as if i was ill one day she would say tht she was worse thn me!? i just dnt get the point..

nd wtt ever yew do or gtt she has tuh do it aswell... just an example abowt 3 weeks ago i gtt my belly pirced so today she has gone off tuh get her nose pirced!

and also im goin tuh spain with her in 2 months....nd shes alreadi started tuh get on my nerves befaw w ehave even gone...

Best friends??
How old are you??? If you are in your mid-teens she's just doing it to impress guys...she prod jus wants to score a boyfriend because thats what teens want!!!



Seriosly,jus talk to her face to face n tel that d way she is behaving is not justified..if your friendship is close ull b comfy wid askin her y she tries to make u look stupid n y ur bro means more to her than u???Does she like him or does she wanna show off abt guys???



Her copin u is weirder...she prob feels ur bro wil think shes cooler wen pierced...



If she continues like dis cancel d trip n find sum new friends...if she is bac to sort of normal have fun n njoi!!!!!!!!



We all have our quirks and phases so accept it as a part of her!!

Hope dis turs out well....





P.S. I cld not fully understand ur lingo..!
Reply:talk to her. tell her she is being annoying and tell her not to date thoink on dating or anything your brother


How much money is 100 yews worth?

people were saying that there worth over 100k and i wanna know if it is believable and clear all facts.

My runescape account is:already pwn

please help

How much money is 100 yews worth?
yes they are worth 100k over 50 gp each

imax theater

Tonsils....?

Ok if yew hav had yer tonsils out... and yew hav 2 go bac 2 skool and yew dnt wana whts a good...no great way 2 stay out complaining about tonsils?

Tonsils....?
why do u have to go to school? i jsut got mine out on friday and im stuck home for a week.
Reply:?? ??


Alternate Spelling Puzzle: Answer in like-form?

Welcome to the Words and Wordplay category, where you might find a Word Puzzle.



This is a puzzle that makes use of English words and common pronouns to form a sentence in English. Do not post a translation - rather, answer using the same technique, and make it clear that you understood the selection.



This question was previously reported for "Point Gaming" (go figure) so there are no rewards offered for your participation. If you previously had an answer, please resubmit it.



Thank you for understanding. I wish I did.



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Alternate Spelling Puzzle: Answer in like-form?
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Reply:Eye doughnut no watt two dew. Eye yam knot shore thesis write.
Reply:Know eye wood knot. Eye yam knot eh more on.


Help me figger dis wun owt???

okae, so i no dis gy naemd romio and he like mee.

we go owt to gather to dis movies.

and he hug me. lots of tiems.

so i say "wat up? wat your problem?"

and he say "i hug yew cos i liek yew and yew like me and we ar an ietim. we goin 2 gro up and have baybes to gather."

and i say "okay then...weird."

and he gett mad aet me.

and den we fiht.

and den he sumhowe punsh this looser guy and he say "*dudnt say any ting*"

acshully he sed nuthin.

but still.

so help me. pleez. we fiht and he mad aet me and we nede to gett bak to gather sohz we can maery eech uthur.

HELP.

Help me figger dis wun owt???
How come everything else you've typed (ex. - your other questions and answers) is spelled correctly? And how come you seem to have 3 relationships going on right now as made evident by your easily accessible list of questions on your profile? My advice is stop sleeping with you ex-husband, tell your boyfriend that you're not actually pregnant and maybe do a bit of practice typing and spelling.

Good luck!
Reply:defnitly sae sohri.
Reply:Have you tried the course called Spell Check 101?

It can actually be very helpful. You should try it out.
Reply:How about we don't type like idiots? I don't understand a goddamn thing on that.
Reply:I wouldn't marry you with your level of spelling. A chimp can type better than you.
Reply:Is anyone really going to read through all this??


Do you think the Nobel Committee should have done their homework before giving Al Gore The Peace Prize based?

on his enviormental contributions ?





Environmental Trendiness (and Hypocrisy)

In the past, Al Gore has made his environmental positions a big part of his message, notably in his book "Earth in the Balance", which sold well. We don't critique candidates' policy positions, but some of that may come back to haunt him by making him look extreme, trendy or hypocritical.



Gore runs the risk of being shown up as a hypocrite, the way Mike Dukakis was in 1998 after Boston Harbor's pollution problem was exposed.



One example is the Pigeon River in North Carolina and east Tennesee. The Champion International paper mill has pumped tons of chemicals and byproducts into it for years, turning it the color of cofee and adding a sulfurish smell. Gore campaigned hard against this pollution and lobbied the EPA to crack down. But in 1987, as Gore started running for president the first time, he was pressured by 2 politicians whose support he craved for the North Carolina Super Tuesday primary. Terry Sanford (then a Senator) and Jamie Clarke (North Carolina congressmen) lobbied him hard to ease up on Champion. Gore did, writing to the EPA again and now asking for a more permissive water pollution standard. Sanford and Clarke endorsed him, and Gore won the state handily.



Another example is a Gore family property that has been mined for zinc and germanium for decades. The Vice-President and his dad, the late Senator Albert Gore, Sr., obtained the land in a very favorable deal with the late Armand Hammer of Occidental Petroleum. Gore, Sr. was heavily supported by Hammer financially, and carried his water in the U.S. Senate.



Back in 1972, when zinc was discovered across the river from the Gore family land in Carthage, TN, Hammer sent engineers out and offered $20,000 per year for a mineral rights lease on some property owned by a church that had been willed the land. Instead, they wanted to sell and Hammer won a bidding war to buy the land for $160,000. He then sold it to Gore Jr. and Sr. for the same amount, and immediately started leasing the land back from him for the same $20,000. Lynwood Burkhalter, who in the 70s was president of the company that assumed this lease from Occidental Petroleum, called the payments "extraordinarily large."



Mining is, of course, a very messy business environmentally. The mine itself hasn't been that bad. Republicans have claimed that it's polluting the local drinking water, but according to the Wall Street Journal those problems "are actually very minor." However, the Journal notes that the plant in Clarksville TN, which processes the Gore minerals, is a federal Superfund site contaminated with cadmium and mercury, posing "a threat to the human food chain."





There's also a damning quote about cutting down Yew trees to make a promising cancer treatment that we used to include in our Gore quotes section. Except that the really embarrassing part -- which we got from an editorial in the Austin, Texas American Statesman -- turns out to be distorted and out of context. The full quote, which is still a little odd, is:



"The Pacific Yew can be cut down and processed to produce a potent chemical, taxol, which offers some promise of curing certain forms of lung, breast and ovarian cancer in patients who would otherwise quickly die. It seems an easy choice -- sacrifice the tree for a human life -- until one learns that three trees must be destroyed for each patient treated, that only specimens more than a hundred years old contain the potent chemical in their bark, and that there are very few of these yews remaining on earth." - Gore, in "Earth in the Balance", p. 119



The distorted version puts a period after "for each patient treated," as if the ratio of trees to humans was what bothered Gore. In reality, his point is that treating all current cancer patients would destroy all of the trees, leaving none of the drug for future cancer patients

Do you think the Nobel Committee should have done their homework before giving Al Gore The Peace Prize based?
I say why not give a Nobel Peace Prize to Dr. Suess his stories are just as acurate as Gores,but more entertaining.
Reply:The question was too long to read in full so my answer is they probably did do their homework.
Reply:Giving Al Gore any kind of prize is a testament to how stupid a segment of the world has become.



I knew him when he was eight or nine years old. He was a whinny little s*** then. The only thing that has changed is he got taller and put on weight.
Reply:I don't believe you're looking for an answer; you appear to believe that you already have all the answers!



Yes, I think it was justified, as were the Oscar and Emmy. Even Bush now admits that we are approaching a crisis, and that human activity is playing a role.



I'm sure he knew he would be criticized by people like you, which is all the more reason he deserves the honor--for doing what he believes is right.
Reply:It REALLY DISCREDITS the status of NOBEL.
Reply:you bore me with your question after the first paragraph so i didnt finish reading it.. however, i think they would of done their homework before giving that prize to him...! so just stop hating.. and let the man live his life and a nobel peace prize winner :-)
Reply:I think they did and his film is very informative. Al Gore earned the Nobel Peace Prize
Reply:No one is perfect. Gore is fighting hard for something most reasonable people believe to be a good and just cause.



Many of us might forgive his past transgressions in order to reap the benefits of his present crusade.
Reply:I think they made a terrible choice for the Peace Prize. His movie and activism are stoking the fires of fear, and global warming is in the process of being debunked.
Reply:The Nobel Committee gave Gore and the IPCC the award cause they believe that the UN is the greatest organization ever and that the way to a global govt run by them is champion a "so-called" global issue. If the nobel committee is found of handing out awards on faulty science, i've got a rock that keeps tigers out of america. Unfortunatly this rock is breaking apart at all the hot air enviromentalists wakos are spewing. If they keep talking about stuff they no nothing about this rock will break and tigers will run into america and kill us all. I'll take "greatest man ever" on my peace prize plz.

*That's how absurd gloabl warming is, read micheal chriten's book "State of Fear" Check out some of the work on temp avgs per year over the last 150. You'll see that the 1930's were the hotest. And that during the 1980's the globe actually cooled. Ouch, guess the IPCC doesn't really state ALL the facts just the ones that support more UN and more hate for America!
Reply:Nobel Peace Prize = Leftist of the Year Award
Reply:I think your question is very long.

ben

I need a new skin for bebo.?

heya

ive gor bebo and i cnt find any good skins and can yew plz help me find 1 cuz my bebo looks reali crap rite naw:(:(:(

my bebo is www.bebo.com/xxamyxxthomasxx

if yew are a gd artit culd yew make me 1??plzzzzzzzzz

lurv amy xx

I need a new skin for bebo.?
you have got the same skin as me :(

i am goin 2 go on one of the skins pages (bands ) and ask them to make me one

you should 2
Reply:Try here - they may have some for ya



http://www.beboskinz.com/


Funny five?

Olaf %26amp; Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding

he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.



"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into

his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.



"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his

hands. "Vere dit yew git dat monster??"



"Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from my Genie."



"You haff a Genie?," Sven asked.



"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle pox," says Olaf.



"Could I see him?"



Olaf opens his tackle box %26amp; sure enough, out pops the Genie.



Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your

master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"



"Yes, I will," says the Genie.



So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.



The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting

there, waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the sky darkens and is

filled with the sound

of a million ducks flying overhead.



Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf. "Yumpin'Yimminy!

I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"



Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of

hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"

Funny five?
For this joke you deserve a big hug and a big kiss. Sorry fake ones will have to do. XOXOXOXO. How is that? P.S. I'm just kidding. I'm not gay.
Reply:very funny hahahaha
Reply:good 1
Reply:10/10
Reply:An oldie, but a goodie
Reply:lol
Reply:good one!!! I laughed so hard! never heard it before!
Reply:lol....nice one
Reply:WOW that was a good one! Funny funny funny!!! Thanks for the laugh
Reply:deaf genies are no good but i dont need a genie to ask for something i have got 10/10 diddly (dream on speedy)
Reply:hahahaha good one i love it

thanks for makin me chuckle
Reply:That was so funny!!! 10 pts.
Reply:haha its good, but u didnt have to make them sound like retards
Reply:very good.


What religion is this??!?!?!?!?!??

if yew dont believe in god but yet yew dont worship satin and whatnot... yew pretty much just dont believe in anything... what is yer religion???

What religion is this??!?!?!?!?!??
atheism
Reply:athiest
Reply:atheism...



but its not nessesarily a religion because you dont believe in anything.
Reply:Not enough info.



If you do not believe in god then you are an atheist but that is not a religion.
Reply:none

your an atheist(I think that's how you spell it)
Reply:Atheism, and it's not a religion
Reply:I like Buddhism
Reply:you lack religion so atheist and philosophically speaking nihilist
Reply:y knt u typ proprly?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?...
Reply:A made up one.........a cult.
Reply:atheist



meaning you dont worship anybody.







and dont believe in any of that rubbish :)
Reply:Atheism, but if they acknowledge the possibility of God, then thats being Agnostic.
Reply:Lost in space, belief in themselves, hope you are experienced in all.
Reply:Atheisim, its a religion, of not beileveing in God
Reply:aetheist or agnostic
Reply:I don't believe in God, but I do worship satin. It's so soft...



I guess what you're thinking of is atheism.
Reply:well, aethiest people basically say screw religion.



agnostic people basically think that maybe what they think happened or maybe what they think happened but they dont really care about it.
Reply:Oh the atheists, I'm sure, will welcome you with open arms here on yahoo.



But would they die on a cross for your sins?
Reply:"Yew" just don't have a religion. It's sort of like not watching any TV show; just because you're not watching the most popular TV show doesn't mean you're watching a less-popular show; you could be actually doing something productive like reading, or doing something else with your time, like being a chef.
Reply:If you don't believe in any religion (even the atheistic ones) you lack religion. You don't have any.
Reply:I give up, what is it?
Reply:well you could be atheist or someone told me once that Buddhism was not a religion but a philosophy because they don't believe in a god but believe in certain ethical behaviors and such... it's worth a shot and also try this thing out, i thought it was funny but I'm told it works almost 98% of the time....



Its the Belief-o-Matic =P

http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_...
Reply:Could be Buddhist, could be atheist, could be non theist, or could be Satanist (no they don't worship Satan, it is a type of atheism)

But they aren't really religions just more a way of thought.
Reply:well this isn't a religion,but this is called atheism
Reply:If you don't believe in anything then you have no religion.



If you believe God doesn't exist you are an Atheist.



If you believe there is not enough proof to prove there is a God and not enough proof to prove there isn't a God, then you are an Agnostic.



Neither Atheist nor Agnostic are religions
Reply:What everyone else said but here's a question for you:



Why are you spelling 'you' like that?
Reply:you didn't say anything about other deities besides the christian ones....



if you believe in a higher power, but haven't decided what you believe about it, you're agnostic



if you believe in someone other than the christian deities, you're pagan



if you don't believe in any higher power, you're an atheist
Reply:A belief that there is no deity is called atheism...



a- meaning without

theism- religion



A person without any religious belief is an atheist.


Houw kan i lern to yews the "Czech Spelinng" buttin B4 i clik the "sumbit" buttin?

Am i dum ore just impainant and kandeesending?

Houw kan i lern to yews the "Czech Spelinng" buttin B4 i clik the "sumbit" buttin?
Learn to spell first

kick scooter

Who will win??

2 b president who will win? clinton or obama?

if yew think clinton is it b/c hes black?? (dnt worry im not black... and im not racist!) or do yew juss not wana girl president?? or is it juss b/c yew think hes bttr?

i choose clinton

GO HILLARY!!!!!!!!!!!

Who will win??
I'm not from the US but I'm fairly certain that Obama will win (not because I like him, I don't, it's just more probable). The media always says bad things about Clinton (mostly her husband, Bill Clinton) and that can change many people's opinions on her. Also, many people nowdays are still sexist and many of them are politicians. The male politicians (majority) would not want to be ruled by a woman.
Reply:I choose a basic education w/o which one cannot make any decision on facts and research.
Reply:mister john mccain
Reply:Hillary vs. McCain: Hillary



McCain vs. obama: McCain
Reply:Good for you!!



HILLARY 2008.
Reply:I don't want either to win. To prove I am not a racist I would vote for Condelisa rice in a heartbeat. She is black and a woman.
Reply:John McCain.*



*He is the most qualified and dignified of them all!
Reply:McCain
Reply:Obama all the way! He's sooo gonna win!
Reply:I hope it's McCain, but whoever it is, I hope he/she gets some federal money to improve the school district you attend(ed). On second thought, maybe your school should just be burned down.
Reply:Neither. McCain's gonna win.



Between the democrats... who cares. lose-lose situation.
Reply:I don't really care who wins between Obama and Clinton. I just know that Mccain will be President.
Reply:McCain. Not because he is white and not because he is a man.



Because HE IS NOT A SOCIALIST!
Reply:okay i got a question for you then- with the tonsils does it still hurt? its been about 8 days for me and im still in pain. and im not really sure i think it would be good for a woman to win bu who knows
Reply:mccain
Reply:Hillary



or Kill me now!!!
Reply:Me, Most Americans, Most polls-Senator Obama!
Reply:2 points
Reply:McCain because he is straight up and he hasn't lied yet like the Democrats
Reply:McCain.
Reply:Obama is totally going to win



I would LOVE to see a woman in office. But not Clinton...nop nop
Reply:The future of America is in safe hands.


Friday, January 27, 2012

Olaf & Sven were fishing one day...?

Olaf %26amp; Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.

"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands "Vhere dit yew git dat monster??"

"Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from me Genie."

"You haff a genie in yor tackle box?" Sven asked.

"Ya, shure It's right here in my tackle box," says Olaf.

"Could I see him?"

So Olaf opens his tackle box %26amp; sure enough, out pops the genie. Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"

"Yes, I will," says the genie.

So Sven asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.

Shortly, the sky darkens %26amp; is filled with the sound of a million ducks... flying overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf. "Yumpin' Yimminy I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"

Olaf %26amp; Sven were fishing one day...?
WOW! Simply terrific! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO! Star for you!!!
Reply:FABULOUS - very funny with the Bic or the Pianist...

Here's an old one for you to enjoy....



Olaf died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to I.D. the body. So they called up his two friends Sven and Lars to come and try to I.D. the body.



Sven went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet and Sven said "Yaa, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Sven looked at his butt and said "No, dat ain't Olaf." The mortician didn't say any thing but thought that was kind of strange.



Then he brought in Lars to I.D. the body, Lars looked at him and said "Yaa he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Lars looked at his butt and said "No dat ain't Olaf."



The mortician said "How can you tell?" Lars said "Well Olaf had two bum holes."



"What? he had two bum holes?" said the mortician. "Yaa, everyone in town knew he had two buttholes. Every time the three of us went to town everyone would say "Here comes Olaf with them two arseholes!"
Reply:Oh my god, I am sure I'm going to hell for this..but..





LMAOOOOOOO!



brat..again..got me hook line and sinker..
Reply:LMAO HA HA HA ain't the genie cute?!!
Reply:I want to give you a star, but I don't know how! help
Reply:this joke is alot funnier when it's a 10 inch pianist.
Reply:the joke is funny.

i guess you have to speak up when asking for a wish .

from the genie,who can`t hear.

you get a star.
Reply:lol thats hilarious!!!
Reply:ha ha. that is REALLY funny!


Oka, U jussed wun a phree rode twip two cee yur favurot teem?

Wat sitee du yew goetwu? Hoo du yew taik? Anne wi?

Oka, U jussed wun a phree rode twip two cee yur favurot teem?
LOL What's next? TyPiNg LiKe DiS? That's actually a little less annoying than the illiterates....If It'S sPeLlEd CoRrEcTlY...



Actually, not really....lol
Reply:Nip's everyone knows you can spell.



LMAO@ Jenni
Reply:Wad dit yu sai? Me dun undorstaind.
Reply:Eyed wunnu gow ta vancooover wif ma pa so we cud lso sea his brudder wile we was thar.
Reply:wtf i dnt get yall, is it so hrd to f'n type out wat u b sayn. i h8 wen ppl complain bout wat other do. i go red wings wit my gurl. wiat that sound bad huh oh well
Reply:I' ma gunna flip de fire alarm switch in de hotel at 2 a mand see who comes out buck nekked!! wooo weeeee!! Dat's sights rite der!
Reply:Im not typing like that, it takes too much time and ill get frustrated. lol



I would probably go to a Canadian city because Ive only been there a couple of times, maybe vancouver, i hear its nice there



I would probably take my best friend, and maybe my boyfriend if he doesnt get too annoying.
Reply:I guh cee de pakhurs!!!
Reply:I wuld go se da Pengones plaiy at da Melon Areenah. I wuld mabe tak ma dad wit me. Mabe I wuld ce Cidny Crosbee. =)
Reply:No Speck Enliss
Reply:FINALLY!A question I understand.Your right the Red Wings and Colts both suck.Good question:)


Will Singaporeans pay homage to their Javanese king- Suharto?

Singapore- Suharto majority owns you. Temasek was initiated by Suharto money.

Without Suharto getting some form of deal-warmer, Singapore would have been annexed around1965 by Sukarno's successor- he succeeded in annexing the far larger Western New Guinea; Malaysia and Singapore would have been, as they remain, a pushover.



The rife regional money laundering, where the regions' largest economy is chief financier (Indonesia) is done via your Singaporean banks- who are even more secretive than Swiss banks.



Furthermore, the Father of your nation, Lew Kwan Yew is not only friend of Suharto- but was at his bedside.



It was Suharto alone who torpedoed the Indonesia-Singapore Extradition Treaty caused by a personal plea from Yew- which could have drained Singapore of literally billions of Suharto-era money- not to mention Malaysia would now have precedent to chase Mahatir's Singapore money.

Suharto reigned in Habibie's stupid 'Konfrontasi'.



Will Singaporeans miss their King if he passes?

Will Singaporeans pay homage to their Javanese king- Suharto?
He was a truly great man and I have a very close English friend in Indonesia who married a aristocratic Javanese woman. She is absolutely stunning and polite to a fault. Him- I'd rather not comment- but yes, from what I hear Suharto is sorely missed by many.

omar

What should i do with my hair? [with a pic ^-^]?

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8155/...

^ thats me, except my hair isnt usually that wavy - it was humid, andd plus its usually messier than that ._. and im wearing pjs - even though yew cant really see.

but anyways.

what should i do to my hair?

i wanted to dye it

and cut it.

but i wasnt sure what colour - or cut!

so yeah, any suggestions?

please dont add a link to one of those places where yew put your pic to see different styles. i want human opinions, hah.

What should i do with my hair? [with a pic ^-^]?
Try these styles.



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Reply:I guess it kind of depends on your own style. You could dye it black with red tips, and keep it long, Or just put in brown highlights and cut it however you want etc. I'm trying to convince my mom to let me do the first one.
Reply:color it a very light shade of brown... near copper or something... so it wont be a drastic change from blonde...



your bangs are a little too long,,, taking 4 cm off would be good...



the texture of your hair is fine... will look even better in brown...



i would also suggest layering and keeping the longest length the same as u have now...
Reply:DO IT BROWN
Reply:you should cut your hair up to your shoulders, in short layers and iron it. and as for the dying part, i think you should leave it blonde but with black on the bottom.



=)

that would be a really cute style.
Reply:http://www.hairstyleswatch.com/page/3/



MAYB U CAN DO HAIRSTYLE LIKE JENNIFER LOVE-HEWITT...it rrrreeeeeeaaaaaaallly cute...(%26gt;o%26lt;)
Reply:Light golden brown (not brownish blonde, golden brown, it does make a difference) with layers (a lil' shorter than shoulder length) and side bangs not blunt... mini side bangs of course... that'll be SUPER cute on you!!! I have a friend who looks EXACTLY like you (from what I can see of you, obviously) and she has the same hair style I told you, and she looks literally STUNNING!!! Try it girl, you will NOT regret it!!!
Reply:My personal opinion? You're a beautiful lass. Don't change your hair at all. It looks great as is....
Reply:I think that you should dye it a light brown(dark brown would just make you look even paler) and cut it a couple inches down from your shoulders and have it really layered :)
Reply:Your hair looks good now but I wouldnt dye your hair to dark speaking your really pale.Maybe do a darker blonde.A golden or honey shade.Then put some light brown lowlights in.As for your cut.Get like an inch cut off and put lots of long layers.And for your bangshttp://img257.imageshack.us/img257/7282/...
Reply:I wouldn't want you to dye it. I personally like these looks, they also have thousands to browse at the sights below.