Have you read these Southern letters to Santee Claws?

Dere Santee, Pleez brang me a nuw dikshunary that spells werds tha way I sae them. It wood be a lot eezeur than me lurning ta spell them rite. That un you brout me las yeer aint no good. I caint find nuthin n it. Thaink yew,

or Dear Santa, I was hopin you could spring for a vasectomy for Ken. He and Barbie have been way to BUSY this year-if ya know what I mean. Little dolls are popping up everywhere round here. Oh and some prozac would be nice as well. or

Dear Santa, Bring me some things that I want and not what I need. Instead of of a hot shaver I want a shaved hottie, instead of a new coat, I want a coat of arms. Instead of a bottle of Jack Daniels I'd like a case of jack Daniels.

Have you read these Southern letters to Santee Claws?
sounds like you are missing "The Country Cuzzins". I know I am !
Reply:Chuckles !!!!!!!!!
Reply:hahaha, sounds southern to me, hahahahaha



I was wondering if you had survived the tornado, in Pasco county





Merry Christmas
Reply:Anyone with smarts would ask for a case of Southern Comfort, -------------;0)
Reply:I did, very funny. Merry Christmas!



Here's a star!
Reply:Sounds more Redneck than Southern. There are a lot of them here.
Reply:Sounds a little more ignorant than the part of the South that I live in.
Reply:Pretty funny. Thanks for the laugh.
Reply:I've read them now, I think I might have actually written that first one. LOL T'woodn't that there be a won'erful dikshunary and everyone 'ed have to learn to talk 'country' lik me. LOL

Thanks for the laugh, SC. ---Luvs
Reply:Were the hell do you get off reading my letter to Santee. I hope you get cold in yor stockins................lol.

The Barbie corvette is has been repo'd..Ken was liquored up again, lost his job @ the mill. Found out the Barbie was seeing GI Joe on the side...that kungFu grip thing won her over.
Reply:Y'all just a buncha smart alecks. We'uns might just be rednecks down here in th' Ozarks, and we'uns might just take off-ense to y'alls a pokin' fun at us..................... .



Whur's my bottle a Southern Comfort anyhows?..........Think I misput it sumwhurs..........
Reply:Sounds like you have had a case of Jack Daniels.

Why are you wasting time?
Reply:I found that to be soooooo funny, and I have hot tea spilt down my jumper.