Thursday, February 9, 2012

So what you think of this genie???

Olaf %26amp; Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light. "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied.



Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long. "Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands "Vhere dit yew git dat monster??" "Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from me Genie." "You haff a genie in yor tackle box?" Sven asked. "Ya, shure It's right here in my tackle box," says Olaf. "Could I see him?" So Olaf opens his tackle box %26amp; sure enough, out pops the genie.



Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?" "Yes, I will," says the genie. So Sven asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the sky darkens %26amp; is filled with the sound of a million ducks... flying overhead. Over the roar of the m

So what you think of this genie???
Oh my goodness, I just worked out the ending!!! I think I heard a similar one when I was 12...
Reply:Fat Cat is right - Genie was deaf. Report It
Reply:heard that one before, but still funny... how about another?
Reply:Hey Honey! I am still wading through the duck sh!t so I'll just throw you a star to tell you how cute you are!!!
Reply:no ending...
Reply:The genie thought he asked for a million ducks. He thought the first guy asked for a 10 inch d--k.
Reply:what is so funny about this joke,it doesn't has an ending.


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