Finish this joke?

Two nuns, a sailor, and a yew walk into a bar.......

Finish this joke?
The bar tender looks up and says "What is this some kind of joke?"
Reply:And the first nun tripped over the second nun's rosary, fell and landed on the sailor's yew.
Reply:and fell down
Reply:and fought to a bloody pulp and the bartender asked,"whould you like a Bloody Maria?"
Reply:The two nuns slapped EVERYONE WHO WAS DRINKING but unfortunately slipped.. while falling she had her mouth open b/c of their yelps.. they both landed on top of eachother with one landing on a sailor's yew.. everyone who was drinking then slapped the nun's and said.. SHAME ON YOU TRYING TO MAKE A BABY IN A BAR! YOU KNOW, DRUNKS NOT ARE THATTT-- DERRRR

he went blank..

Another guy comes in to finish his speech.. HE SAYS " What he meant to say wa-- AHHH what's the use.. the four nuns are knocked out!"
Reply:and the nun yells "where'd my alcolhol go?



sailor "out to see matey



other nun"it's safe in good's hands
Reply:The sailor says wait a second! nun aren't allowed in bars! One of the nuns says "you shut up or i'll kick your ***!" and the sailor says "thats no ***, thats a yew!" And the second nun says "are you calling me an ***?" and there's a bloody melee in which the yew comes out victorious.
Reply:And the two nuns say, whos getting the drinks in. and the sailor turns to the yak and says 'YEW.
Reply:and scream OWWW!!

ben