Dang. Dang dang dang. Wuz mah friend wrong?

A friend sez to me he sez: Go to Yahoo!answers wit allllll yer problums an them peeple ull fix em up fer yew. So I did. But dang, yew fellers ain't heped me much.

See, I pertended to be a perfesser to mpress this gerl. An it werked. But then she want chiken spagetti. Well, I made the chiken spagetti but then I hadda et a grass hopper.

I tol yew all this an no won give me no advice so here I am. She sez she want sleep wit me but take a shour. So I takes a shour an when I come out shez sleepin alreddy. Now, I godda aks, shud I dump her fer a gerl who dont like chiken spagetti an I dont haff to et no grass hoppers and then I dont godda be no perfesser?

Are shud I stay wit this un?

Now, you fellers spose hep me. So hep me. Ahm bout to leeve this un an look fer a gerl not so hard to mpress. Wuz mah friend wrong. You fellers cant hep me?

Dang. Dang dang dang. Wuz mah friend wrong?
Wow. I just read the other answers and just... wow. Can't some people tell that half of your questions are jokes, as well as this one?



This 'question' was d*mn funny. Thanks for the laugh.
Reply:go shoot yourself moron
Reply:Forget the girl, your biggest problem is grammar. Go back to middle school and learn how to spell "girl" before you try and get with one.
Reply:im sorry none of this made any sense to me...is it hard to type 90% of your words incorrectly?
Reply:Nope, we can't help you. No one can help you. You are beyond help.





Interesting how much your grammer changed from one question to the next. You asked a very articulate question about Chinese missionaries, and there was not ONE misspelled word! I checked out your profile, idiot!
Reply:I sure the heck can't......I was lost on the second sentence.
Reply:%26lt;whistle%26gt; It's so obvious you don't live in the south. This "accent" was all over the place. The stereotypes weren't quite right, either. Maybe for your next question, you could try a Brooklyn accent. I think it may be slightly easier. If this question were real, I'd say, just keep to your midwest traditions of picking up a girl and going out on a date. But you were just having fun, so I can't fault you for that.
Reply:how did you get that shiny Orange badge?
Reply:Leave her. You two aren't on the same page and you can't possibly have much of a relationship until you are which doesn't sound like its going to happen if you got to do all that to impress her and she likes to play games with you. On another note Yahoo!answers will not solve all your problems. The best you should be expecting from here are some good suggestions as to what you should decide to do. Use the site as sort of a brain storming process, just whatever you do, unless its sound advice, don't let the people on here decide for you what to do. Good luck, man.
Reply:I'm guessing you think you are witty by spelling like a moron. Ever heard of spell check. i couldn't understand your question. do you understand or do you want me to type it in your language of Freaking Idiot



Translation to Freaking Idiot: i be gessin dat yaw thunk u be wity biii spewlun lyk a merin. ver hed oaf spall chek. Dang Dang dang dang. Me cod't undrstend yo qweshun. do yo undastend ow du u wannte mah tew tipe et un yo langwage oaf Frekin Idot
Reply:You are an idiot!
Reply:Oh My God. That actually hurt me to have to read that. I would skip the spaghetti and go for pop tarts. Pop tarts are considered brain food in college. I figure that you need all the help you can get baby. You totally made my day. I now am wearing a huge smile on my face thanks too you.
Reply:no I can't help you! However, I think you need professional help with A LOT of stuff.. check it out!
Reply:Na,we got eh problems our own,too much for me to bozzer wit you. Don dump the girl make her like it every girl like a chicken spaghetti.
Reply:you should never have to pretend to be someone ur not.... u shouldnt have to change either. they should love u just the way u are..,. dump her
Reply:Ride it as long as you can, Honey!