Play on words, so stay with it-maybe worth a smile..?

Olaf %26amp; Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.



"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.



"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. "Vhere dit yew git dat monster??"



"Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from me Genie."



"You haff a genie in yor tackle box?" Sven asked.



"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box," says Olaf.



"Could I see him?"



So Olaf opens his tackle box %26amp; sure enough, out pops the genie.





Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"



"Yes, I will," says the genie.



So Sven asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there,

waiting for his million bucks.Shortly, the sky darkens %26amp; is filled with the sound of a million ducks...flying overhead.



Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf.

"Yumpin'Yimminy I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"



Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"

Play on words, so stay with it-maybe worth a smile..?
HUH?
Reply:ha ha !
Reply:think.... what rhymes with bic





i also heard one about a guy who ended up with a 10 inch pianist
Reply:ha ha ha
Reply:ok. it's passable.

your concept of swedish accents is about a hundred years old, tho.
Reply:Nice.. heard a different variation involving a 10-inch Pianist though. Same concept though.
Reply:Ha! Lol! I get it! That's good!!
Reply:That's funny.
Reply:8/10 awesome
Reply:I' ve heard that same joke almost. but it was a twelve inch pianist and a million ducks.
Reply:Lol, that's a good one
Reply:love it
Reply:lol
Reply:hahah thats funny
Reply:ha ha ha! funny! :)
Reply:Francis the beat one of the day.!!!

10/10 thanks man.!!!
Reply:good one i had no idea where that was going definate 10 ..lol...
Reply:Ho, Jimminy!



Very funny!!!!! In spite of myself ...very funny!
Reply:Ha hah nice one lol
Reply:lol haha gd 1
Reply:Thats a good one.
Reply:not bad
Reply:wondered where u were going with that.... worth it in the end tho - good one
Reply:funny :)

there's another one along the same lines about a tiny piano player in a bar and a guy who didn't ask for a 10 inch pianist...
Reply:e?