Ole and Sven {halarious JOKE}?

Ole and Sven were fishing on the Minnesota opener when

Sven pulled

out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a

light.



'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' he replied. Then

reaching

into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches

long.



'Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic Lighter

in

his hands.



'Vere dit yew git dat monster??'



'Vell,' replied

Ole, 'I got it from my Genie.'



'You haff a Genie?' Sven

asked.



'Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box,' says

Ole.



'Could I see him?'



Ole opens his tackle box %26amp; sure

enough, out pops the Genie.



Addressing the genie, Sven says, 'Hey dere!

I'm a good friend of

your master.



Vill you grant me vun

vish?'



'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.



So Sven asks the Genie for a

million bucks.



The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven

sitting

there, waiting for his million bucks.



Shortly, the sky darkens

and is filled with the sound of a million

ducks....flying directly

overhead.



Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at

Ole.



'Yumpin' Yimminy, I asked for a million bucks, not a million

ducks!'



Ole answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart

of

hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch

Bic?'

Ole and Sven {halarious JOKE}?
LMAO!! KOOL GENIE!! LMAO

10-INCHES!!! F***kiiNG HILARIOUS MATE!!

STAR FOR YAH GENIE!!!****=]



=P
Reply:Hahahha. 10-inch Bic!
Reply:Holly Crappies now that's what I cal a real Genie,here honey have a star and thanks for the laugh!!!!
Reply:haha that's funny.

starred
Reply:holy crapppp thats funnnnny
Reply:omg.....very funny

excellent...awesome....made my day...made me lol...good job...keep up the good jokes!...funny...still wiping my tears from laughing so hard
Reply:ha ha ha ha ha funny joke
Reply:LOL HAHA!

THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I WAS ON THE FLOOR

ROFLMAO!

haha nice one dude
Reply:hahaha

lol

that was funny



truely worth a star!!!!
Reply:lol thats funny!
Reply:I like that one. thanks for sharing.