Help me figger dis wun owt???

okae, so i no dis gy naemd romio and he like mee.

we go owt to gather to dis movies.

and he hug me. lots of tiems.

so i say "wat up? wat your problem?"

and he say "i hug yew cos i liek yew and yew like me and we ar an ietim. we goin 2 gro up and have baybes to gather."

and i say "okay then...weird."

and he gett mad aet me.

and den we fiht.

and den he sumhowe punsh this looser guy and he say "*dudnt say any ting*"

acshully he sed nuthin.

but still.

so help me. pleez. we fiht and he mad aet me and we nede to gett bak to gather sohz we can maery eech uthur.

HELP.

Help me figger dis wun owt???
How come everything else you've typed (ex. - your other questions and answers) is spelled correctly? And how come you seem to have 3 relationships going on right now as made evident by your easily accessible list of questions on your profile? My advice is stop sleeping with you ex-husband, tell your boyfriend that you're not actually pregnant and maybe do a bit of practice typing and spelling.

Good luck!
Reply:defnitly sae sohri.
Reply:Have you tried the course called Spell Check 101?

It can actually be very helpful. You should try it out.
Reply:How about we don't type like idiots? I don't understand a goddamn thing on that.
Reply:I wouldn't marry you with your level of spelling. A chimp can type better than you.
Reply:Is anyone really going to read through all this??