Funny five?

Olaf %26amp; Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding

he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.



"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into

his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.



"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his

hands. "Vere dit yew git dat monster??"



"Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from my Genie."



"You haff a Genie?," Sven asked.



"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle pox," says Olaf.



"Could I see him?"



Olaf opens his tackle box %26amp; sure enough, out pops the Genie.



Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your

master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"



"Yes, I will," says the Genie.



So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.



The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting

there, waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the sky darkens and is

filled with the sound

of a million ducks flying overhead.



Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf. "Yumpin'Yimminy!

I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"



Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of

hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"

Funny five?
For this joke you deserve a big hug and a big kiss. Sorry fake ones will have to do. XOXOXOXO. How is that? P.S. I'm just kidding. I'm not gay.
Reply:very funny hahahaha
Reply:good 1
Reply:10/10
Reply:An oldie, but a goodie
Reply:lol
Reply:good one!!! I laughed so hard! never heard it before!
Reply:lol....nice one
Reply:WOW that was a good one! Funny funny funny!!! Thanks for the laugh
Reply:deaf genies are no good but i dont need a genie to ask for something i have got 10/10 diddly (dream on speedy)
Reply:hahahaha good one i love it

thanks for makin me chuckle
Reply:That was so funny!!! 10 pts.
Reply:haha its good, but u didnt have to make them sound like retards
Reply:very good.