Monday, January 30, 2012

Question for mums and dads?

I bought a jam jar for my old trouble and she's gorn and lent it to one of our dustbin lids. He has just bin on the blower telling me that he's done the clutch in. Strewf, He's only had it for abaut five minutes. Should I give him a right hander when he gets in or shall I make 'im cough up for a new one? Bloody kids, yew try to do a favour and this is what yew get.

Question for mums and dads?
Either make him cough up the money or make him work it off.
Reply:I'd move out of London for a start
Reply:What is a Jam Jar ? I know the Dustbin is a Garbage Can and the blower a Telephone.
Reply:your fault for lending them the car in the first place. p.s everyone out there who doesn't understand...... This guy is trying to give you an education of rhyming slang but should really do you all the courtesy of bracketing the meanings.... I presume he's English??????

Old Trouble = Wife

Jam Jar = Car

Dustbin lids = kids

Blower = phone

Right hander is self explanatory

cough up = pay
Reply:i dont understand what your asking at all
Reply:HUH, what??? Sorry, no comprender your inglesh!
Reply:speak english or don't speak at all
Reply:Alright Professor Vinkler Phd WC.
Reply:wtf?
Reply:Damn right, get him to pay to fix it himself. (assuming that the clutch was in good condition when he first had the car). If it was dodgy beforehand, complain to the seller.



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For our US cousins:



Jam Jar = car

Trouble (and strife) = wife

Dustbin lids = kids

Blower = telephone
Reply:your rhyming slang is sh*t I don't know what the f*ck your talking about?
Reply:WTF?
Reply:I'm sorry but I don't understand your English...if that's what it is.
Reply:WTF,no offence id get it!!!!!!!!!


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