Two Texans sitting in a NYC street cafe?

One see a lady choking at the next table. "Yew thank I otta go help that lady?" he asks his friend. "Yep, I do" his friend replied.

The man gets up and saunters over to the lady. "Can yew talk, Maam?" he asks. She shakes her head no. "Can yew breathe, Ma'am?" he asks again. She shakes her head no. He grabs up the woman, yanks up her dress, pulls down her panties and begins to lick her butt. The woman is so shocked that she coughed up piece of pickle that stuck in her throat. He sets her back down and saunters back to his table. He grins at his friend. "That hiney-lick manuver works everytime."

Two Texans sitting in a NYC street cafe?
Hysterical! Made me choke! lol
Reply:Good!
Reply:That's why horses never choke in Texas.
Reply:sick-funny
Reply:That's a good one, but it was out yesterday. It still gets a star! lol.
Reply:thats the first ive heard of this joke and its funny and gross at the same time thanks for the laugh :)